Obviously they had the wrong address when they tried to send it by owl and it has been stuck in some dusty office ever since. Hey Mom and Dad, "we have a witch in the family. Isn't it wonderful?"
Of course, there were a few blatant typos: they referred to Hogwarts as the "National Society of Collegiate Scholars" and misspelled Professor McGonogall's name and really, don't you think that sending an email instead of a letter was a little tacky?
Either way, I'm pretty psyched out of my mind right now, and for all you doubters, here's the proof, legitimately copied and pasted from my email:
Congratulations again and we look forward to meeting you!
Sincerely,
Doris McGonagill
Assistant Professor of German
BEST DAY EVER!!!!!!!!
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| obviously the same person |
